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  • Writer: Sean Cameron
    Sean Cameron
  • Sep 21, 2009
  • 1 min read

Dear Neighbour,

The excessive banging from your flat has not gone unnoticed. I am not one to complain, in fact the sounds have kept me company for many years. I only write because the boy at No 4 suggested you’d been building a boat. I’d very much like to join you before the flood reaches our floor.

Yours sincerely

Neighbour

  • Writer: Sean Cameron
    Sean Cameron
  • Sep 21, 2009
  • 1 min read

The board are concerned.

Is it the economy? Are schools cutting back on purchase or are kids just getting stupider? They probably don’t deserve such an honour.

The news blames everyone and suggests 2009 is gonna hit us sticker printers the worst – I blame the teachers.

Father was right. I should have got into the toilet paper business.

  • Writer: Sean Cameron
    Sean Cameron
  • Sep 21, 2009
  • 1 min read

Unable to leave her family she avoided the white light. That was 50 years ago today. Having watched her husband move on she eventually witnessed her daughter and son’s departures. Left with a generation she’d never met in life, Hattie was no longer happy with her current company and decided to visit the neighbours.

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